Win?

Who won the game this afternoon... What does "win" mean anyway? Lose? Who decided that "win" was good and "lose" was bad? Why do I want to prove that we won? The Heads team could just have easily "Thwipped" or "Habbersnackled" than won or loss. If "win" is "good" and "lose" is "bad", than both Heads and Tails won and lost, because both had positive and negative results from the game. In our scrambling for rules and meaning, both teams won and lost and neither won or lost. The only one that stands neutral is the judge- draw from that whatever you wish.